Don't P*ss off female drivers (non-PT, funny, female bashing!)

[naeS_TP]

I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman 'the eagle'

"Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day.

Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000.

In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their period. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

[3]That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and is armed.[/3]

Piss one off ?

.............I think not.

[TomCat]

Oh Boy,,,,,,,,,are you gonna get flamed!!!!!! Good luck, buddy.

[DEF]

Uh oh you in trouble!



LOL!

[YLEKYOT]

[turboholic]

!ynnuf saw TAHT woN

[PTCruisingPA]

And those are Canadian drivers... considered to be imminently more considerate than those in the US Megalopolis. I guess I'm pretty much driving Russian Roulette?!

Can we add-on some statistic about cell phone usage and the lack of peripheral vision? How about rearview mirrors that are pointed at the driver's face for make-up applications?! In my opinion, you took it pretty easy Big Guy!

[lisa]

We know the real reason that Sean doesn't want to piss off women. Women know that 99% of men are always nice to women in the hope that it will earn them points towards the "big score". It is always in the back of their minds!

[YLEKYOT]

lisa (16 Aug, 2001 02:14 p.m.):
We know the real reason that Sean doesn't want to piss off women. Women know that 99% of men are always nice to women in the hope that it will earn them points towards the "big score". It is always in the back of their minds!

All is takes is one look at these and there would be a 50 car pileup of "men" on the freeway!! (I hope this is covered enough for family viewing - but you "men" will get the picture) - Where's Marc and his Photoshop when you need him??

[Blk Widdah]

[We know the real reason that Sean doesn't want to piss off women. Women know that 99% of men are always nice to women in the hope that it will earn them points towards the "big score". It is always in the back of their minds! [/quote]


So true Lisa...so true.

[Cruizin2k]

hehehehehe..