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| View Poll Results: If Jesus were alive, and living today, would Jesus be driving a PT Cruiser? | |||
| YES...JESUS WOULD BE DRIVING A PT CRUISER! |
  
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17 | 58.62% |
| NO....JESUS WOULD NOT BE DRIVING A PT CRUISER! |
  
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12 | 41.38% |
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5th April 2004, 06:43 PM
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Re: Would Jesus Be Driving A PT Cruiser?
I'd think he'd be driving a Panel...if anyone could get Chrysler to build 'em...he could!
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5th April 2004, 07:54 PM
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Re: Would Jesus Be Driving A PT Cruiser?
Everyone knows Jesus rides a Harley!
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5th April 2004, 08:09 PM
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Re: Would Jesus Be Driving A PT Cruiser?
His choice of colors could be:
"parting the red sea (mist) green" "hell is an inferno (red)" "roll back the stone (white) |
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6th April 2004, 03:25 AM
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Re: Would Jesus Be Driving A PT Cruiser?
Let's see.
The most high God, creator of all things in heaven and earth, chooses to come to earth as man. He can walk on water, calm the ocean and winds with single word, heal the sick, raise the dead and cast out demons by name. He takes on sins of all humanity and pays the price for them and then, after 3 days in hell rises up to heaven to sit at the right hand of God the father and wait for those who believe.... And you want to know if this Jesus drives a Cruiser? Probably not, but if he could do all that, would it really matter....... By the way, Happy Easter everyone!  
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6th April 2004, 06:02 AM
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Re: Would Jesus Be Driving A PT Cruiser?
Well, "God" hath spoke.
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6th April 2004, 08:08 AM
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Re: Would Jesus Be Driving A PT Cruiser?
"and lead me not into temptation...." I won't vote since I have "inside information", you know! Oh, the theologian in me wants so much to launch into this one with a humorous discussion on the dual nature of Christ, His full divinity and full humanity at the same time, and His identification with sinners....but I will let discretion be the better part of valor this Holy Week and pray all of you a blessed Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, Easter Vigil and Feast of the Resurrection!
God's richest blessings, +Padre Dave
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6th April 2004, 08:18 PM
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Re: Would Jesus Be Driving A PT Cruiser?
He's got a Plymouth.
The bible says that he drove out in a Fury.
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6th April 2004, 08:41 PM
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Re: Would Jesus Be Driving A PT Cruiser?
Since He was a carpenter, I believe He would be driving a Chevy or Ford pickup.
Not sure if He would be union or not though...
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7th April 2004, 04:40 AM
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Re: Would Jesus Be Driving A PT Cruiser?
Yes he does and I am sure Bob will be there to organize a heavenly Cruise
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