Beaver!!!!!

[PT_Hot_Rod]

Since I have mastered the female pysch. (yup i said. look for a book soon) here is what i see.

Okay somewhat ditsy female working bank line around 25.
Though process
Oh that car has wood on it.
You get wood from trees
Squirels live in trees and are furry
Squirels look like beavers ... well kinda they do ...
Beavers are furry
Hey beavers eat trees.
That car has wood
I bet a beaver would eat the car

**** DING ***** -microphone comes on and its showtime-

"Hey you have beaver on your car!"

you see the word beaver passed through more than the word wood so that is how your car came to have beaver all over it

[Cranberry Dan]

Originally posted by DEF
Have you checked the front bumper lately?

That was my first thought!

[JOEM]

BEAVER: Wally...do I really look like a beaver?

WALLY: Sure...when you make your face go like this--



BEAVER: Hey, that's neat! How come Eddie Haskell called that woman's car a Beaver, Wally?

WALLY: Aw, you know Eddie...always gotta be a wise guy.

EDDIE (peeking from door): Hey, lookie here, Lumpy! Two beavers! We must have wandered into Wild Kingdom, or something!



WALLY: I'm gonna sock you Eddie--!

(Cue theme music.)

[spdracr]

JOEM....that's so funny!

[Dreamacre]

Golly, that lady's car looks like Theodore!

[TomCat]

Originally posted by Dreamacre
Golly, that lady's car looks like Theodore!

For years, the raciest thing that had ever slipped by TV censors was "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"

[JOEM]

Originally posted by TomCat



For years, the raciest thing that had ever slipped by TV censors was "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"

Actually, the very first filmed episode of Leave it to Beaver was censored! Really. That's because in the episode, Beav and Wally get a pey alligator and they keep him in the toilet tank. The episode showed the toilet in the boys' bathroom as clear as day, which was strictly against unofficial program standards. The censors yanked the episode from the show's premier playdate.

So, the show's creators/producers petitioned the network and won! They got to show an actual toilet (actually, just the toilet tank) in a bathroom for the first time in US television history...on Leave it to Beaver.



This episode also contained the first--and last--appearance of Beav and Wally's pet dog. If you know the dog's name, you're definitely a TV addict.

[Dan N Terri]

And so closes another episode of Leave it to Beaver......

From Webster's II New Riverside University Dictionary...

bea-ver1 (be'ver)n. [ME bever < OF beofor.] 1. a. A large aquatic rodent of the genus Castor, having thick brown fur, webbed hind feet, a paddlelike hairless tail, and chisellike front teeth adapted for gnawing bark and felling trees used to build dams. b. The fur of a bever. 2. A top hat orig. made of the beaver's underfur. 3. A napped wool fabric, similar to felt, used for outer garments.

bea-ver2 (be'ver) n. [ME baviere < OFr., child's bib <bave, saliva.] 1. Armor attached to a helmet or breastplate to protect the mouth and chin. 2. The visor on a helmet.

And that is the rest of the story... Good-day!

[COOLREDPT]

Is this what is on the side of your PT, Dori? If it is, I can understand the comment.

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[PT_Sean]

Dori- how do you wash that beaver anyways??