Signs

[UT_CRUZZZ]

Sign over a gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

At a military hospital-door to endoscopy:
To expedite your visit, please back in.

On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.

On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

Pizza shop slogan:
7 days without pizza makes one weak.

Another Pizza shop slogan:
Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
Hello. Can we pick your nose?

At a dry cleaners:
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

At a towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On an electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.

In a non-smoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push.

At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

On a taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff.

In a podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.

On a fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.

At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

Outside a muffler shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

At the electric company:
We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.

In a restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a funeral home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.

At a propane filling station:
Tank heaven for little grills.

At a Chicago radiator shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.

[Bullwinkle]

Those are good. Life is better that fiction.

[Frank]

Too Funny!

Frank

[PTHoosier]

Sign I put on a window for a drycleaner I worked for.
Come in and Drop your pants

off

Took it down the next day when some guy did walk in and drop his pants.

[REESE]

They are fantastic and I forwarded them to four of my friends just now!