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8th April 2004, 02:53 PM
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Questions that DEMAND answers.
Questions that really need answers...
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." 3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? 8 Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 14. Stop singing and read on.......... 15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? LIVE WELL...LAUGH OFTEN. LOVE MUCH!!!  
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8th April 2004, 03:05 PM
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Re: Questions that DEMAND answers.
Good ones!!
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9th April 2004, 05:19 AM
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9th April 2004, 07:49 AM
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9th April 2004, 11:38 AM
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Mine, too!! And I always did wonder about the OB/GYN thing.
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9th April 2004, 03:33 PM
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Re: Questions that DEMAND answers.
those are cool. 14 caught me though
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11th April 2004, 09:05 AM
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Re: Questions that DEMAND answers.
Good Ones
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17th April 2004, 05:48 PM
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Re: Questions that DEMAND answers.
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 By the way, good ones Bill!
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