I learned from my dog.

[NSCR FAN]

IF A DOG WERE YOUR TEACHER YOU WOULD LEARN STUFF LIKE:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

[goldenturtle]

I had a great doggie teacher....I do almost all those things!!!

[PTGLENN]

Very cute sounds exactly like my our dog .

[jnicholson]

I love it!!!!!!! But you gotta add my favorite one: EAT WITH GUSTO!

[PT Glen]

Glad you left out but sniffing!

[GOLDMEMBER]

or drinking out of the Toilet


Still funny

[JOEM]

I think I have fleas, so I'm learning fast!