here's one for JOEM

[lisa]

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up - -
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about
his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll
go
out to the abandoned car in the alley with some guy and have sex with him
for
money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for John Kerry's Presidential Campaign but I
was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids...!!"

[JOEM]

So, in other words, little David got it right both times.


Just kidding. Thanks, Lisa.

[NSCR FAN]

Good one, Lisa!

[tsatrasen]