Robin Williams for President

[NSCR FAN]

Yes, this is old and has been around the block a couple of times, but seems to fit the board these days.


"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan".............

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs..... past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station those troops at our borders so no one can sneak through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone........We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "visiting students" over age 22. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get an "F" and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.......The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me????"

[satellite66]

It's a start but I find it hard to believe that came from Robin Williams.

[my80volare]

It may just be time to practice some "isolationism". Withdraw from the UN, NATO, any all treaties etc. Sounds like a plan to me.

[taikuchin]

Originally Posted by satellite66

It's a start but I find it hard to believe that came from Robin Williams.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

[taikuchin]

Originally Posted by my80volare

It may just be time to practice some "isolationism". Withdraw from the UN, NATO, any all treaties etc. Sounds like a plan to me.

Hasn't dubya already done that?

[NSCR FAN]

Originally Posted by taikuchin

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

OK, so Robin just added the 11th item. It still works and is starting to make more sense every day.

[goldenturtle]

I would vote for a candidate that said he (or she) would make this plan !!!

[JOEM]

Originally Posted by taikuchin

Hasn't dubya already done that?

Nope. Next question?

[lisa]

Originally Posted by goldenturtle

I would vote for a candidate that said he (or she) would make this plan !!!

I agree! I am so tired of having people not speaking english, I could PUKE! You wanna speak Arabic-go live there. Wanna speak Spanish? Move to Spain or Mexico. There are just some things you should have to give up to live here-like your old language.

Also, I do not care which religion you choose, but all of its traditions will not be accepted here-you CANNOT CIRCUMCISE YOUR DAUGHTERS because it is your custom in the motherland/fatherland and you cannot sell them to Ahmed down the block at 13, either.
You also cannot raid the local animal shelter for your dinner menu!