Perks of being over 50

[NSCR FAN]

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run - anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

9. You enjoy hearing about other peoples' operations.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

14. You sing along with elevator music.

15. Your eyes won't get much worse.

16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

18. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember them either.

19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.


20. You can't remember who posted this thread.

[GOLDMEMBER]

I love the last one


hee heeee heee

[dreamwerxx]

Originally Posted by GOLDMEMBER

I love the last one


hee heeee heee

I can't remember the last one

[PT Ted]

That makes two of us...

[Bullwinkle]

Originally Posted by PT Ted

That makes two of us...

3

[pt_tom]

There a 3 sure signs you're getting older.

1. Your eyesight gets bad.
2. Your memory gets bad.
3. Your...................................

Can't seem to remember what the third one was.

[Big Jon]

Gaaawwwd thats just tooo true, I could add to the list but that smack of reality was enoungh for now.

[Teddybear1950]

Thank God for Bi-focals, Geritol and Viagra

[jbbooks]

He He, at least our sense of humor is intact!

[Rockin Cruiser]

Now I see what I have to look forward for