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24th September 2003, 06:50 PM
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The Widow
Karen has been a widow for over 4 years. She doesn't date or even go out with the girls. Her mourning is deep and devoted. Her daughter has really been nagging her to get on with her life, but......
Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in hisbirthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?" She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit... except that he is wearing a black condom. She looks at him and asks: "What's with this ... a black condom?" He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
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24th September 2003, 09:54 PM
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LOL
 
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25th September 2003, 12:02 PM
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26th September 2003, 06:44 PM
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Ha, a good one.
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Only 0 (zero) paydays to my definition of Spring Where is it ??? Sharm aka dreamwerxx, everywhere, except where I am not !!! Tons of cruise pics in both hi-res (2160x1440) or lo-res for dialups (800x533) http://community.webshots.com/user/dreamwerxx Hi-Res albums http://community.webshots.com/user/dreamzofblue Lo-Res albums A few minor mods & the obligatory fuzzy dice.   I need a lot of cash to really do what I want.
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