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Old 23rd September 2003, 09:09 AM
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A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.

He asks "What for?"

She says "I want to kill my husband".

He says "Sorry, I can't do that."

She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.

He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription.


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Old 23rd September 2003, 03:21 PM
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Old 24th September 2003, 08:33 AM
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Old 24th September 2003, 04:39 PM
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Old 24th September 2003, 09:14 PM
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I needed that with my beer.. After my evening...

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