Handguns vs Women

[NSCR FAN]

TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN...

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD .44 FOR TWO NEW .22'S.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


and, the number one way a handgun
is better than a woman...






#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

[lisa]

I don't know about you Decatur guys!! Silencer? Are you trying to tell me something???

[RubyRed]

Laughing with too much enthusiasm at such posts always gets me in trouble with the Mrs...

Still, it was REALLY FUNNY...