Becoming a Real Man

[jenzpt]

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage

TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered that many of you should be interested in:

Becoming a Real Man.

That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 Your Wife Is More Important Than Your Mother

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective)
(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

[ptcruiser363]

[GOLDMEMBER]

Been there got the T-Shirt

[Bullwinkle]

Originally posted by jenzpt
For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage

TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered that many of you should be interested in:

Becoming a Real Man.

That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity Excuse Me??
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework All the time
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut Why open it?
MEN 104 Your Wife Is More Important Than Your Mother My mother is dead...

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques Taught by the Navy
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am Hey, 11 PM is my bedtime!!
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception Up to 4 grandchildren now
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook Love to cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ...all the time
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers Of course it is

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong which happens often enough
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence Excuse me...again !!!
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex Except when I have to empty her trunk after the latest shopping trip...sigh!
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers Who needs a reason?
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers especically after I'm dead...

SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It Don't I know it...
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower who has the time???
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex that all depends...
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Downall the time.. a lesson learned growing up with 5 sisters

(Elective)
(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency ..as if she really know how to operate technical devices
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children Why not??
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver Don't drink..
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise who would want to?
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important ,,,and I would think, so are mine!

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)never swear (at home)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary Never, ever...
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions all the time
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay How about rolling over after the first shrug?
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 ...and mine don't count?

Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu eewww!!
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils works for me
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetlyactually, she does more than I do...
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law she's dead, too.
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening a true art
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear" to all women...
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

wouldn't want to give her up.

[1 bad white turbo]

[NSCR FAN]

[JOEM]

Thanks, Jen, for reminding me why I never took that course at "Life U." and will never take that course.

[jbbooks]

[at58]

hahahaha now I know what I did wrong

[Juicy]

Originally posted by jenzpt

MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

huh, never thought of it that way !