A Dinner Conversation That Went Wrong
WIFE :"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND :"Definitely not!"
WIFE :"Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND :"Of course I do."
WIFE :"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND :"Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE :"You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND

makes audible groan).
WIFE :"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND :"Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE :"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND :"That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE :"Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND :"No, she's left-handed."
WIFE :- - - silence - - -
HUSBAND :"####."