Disturbing News from Harvard

[Bonita Cruiser]

Disturbing News from Harvard


Yesterday, Harvard scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1.) Gained weight

2.) Talked excessively without making sense

3.) Became overly emotional

4.) Couldn't drive

5.) Failed to think rationally

6.) Argued over nothing

7.) Had to sit down while urinating

8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong


No further testing is considered necessary.

[M 3]

ooohhhh....Walking on thin ice here, Bonita!

[Juicy]

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ha ha good one,...

Wouldn't have to find a date anymore either if I were a chick!

[ptOntario]

You forgot to mention that effects are only temporary.....next morning, after waking up from a passed out state on the floor, subjects then make their way to the bathroom, burping, farting and scratching their b*!!$.....yup, still MEN!

[Bren]

hahahah....funny one